14 Quotes by Scott Meyer

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    There was nothing more infuriating than when a person like Dr. Madsen was right.

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    If I become a wizard, do I have to be celibate?” This seemed to puzzle Phillip. “No, you don’t have to be celibate. You can be, if that’s your thing.

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    As for the contract, I’m either trustworthy or I’m not. If I’m not, I’ll find a way to screw you no matter what the contract says. If I am, then I’ll take care of you no matter what the contract says. So, really, the question isn’t, Do you want to sign the contract? It’s, Do you want to trust me?

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    Families depend on About.com for practical solutions to everyday problems. Many parents, for example, often turn to our popular pregnancy and parenting sites for information, tools, and support. Throughout the coming months, About.com will significantly expand its Health and Fitness offering to the over 30 million people who visit our site each month.

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    Consumers depend on About.com for practical solutions to everyday problems. About.com has been at the forefront of the growing demand for online video content, which continues to be a focal point. It works not only to enhance the visitor experience, but to deliver advertisers vivid and engaging sponsorship opportunities within a richer online environment.

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    Brooke said, “Mom, did you know that the movie Frozen is really about pooping?” Mrs. Estabrook said, “What?” “Yeah,” Brooke continued. “See, Elsa makes ice. It just comes from her body naturally. She can’t help it. Sometimes it happens by accident. And her parents tell her to never let anyone see it happen.

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    You need an education, practical experience, and certifications to practice medicine. To be president, all you need is the confidence of most of the people who bothered to vote.

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    Occasionally, ignorance works in one’s favor.

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