100 Quotes by Sean Evans

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    There's absolutely nothing glamorous about getting old.

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    If you think scrawling your Twitter handle on a bus window with a Sharpie is a worthwhile way to gain followers, your social media strategy is headed in a pretty pathetic direction.

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    There's something about supposed experts making millions of dollars to bark tired sports cliches that makes our blood boil. And it should.

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    For many an awkward, pigeonholed high school kid, the first day on campus is a chance to re-introduce themselves to the world. In most cases, this is an unfortunate occasion.

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    If ever there were a case for raising taxes on the wealthy, it's Andrew Bynum.

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    The problem with college kids is that they're ignorant to the browbeaten realities of living life in a cubicle and they have nothing but free time to get jacked up on MotherJones.com articles about oil companies.

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    Hot Ones' is a show that takes a celebrity, which by definition is a person whose lifestyle is unattainable, and then 'Hot Ones' takes that celebrity and knocks them down a peg - a level that everyone can relate to.

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    It's amazing how one introductory course in environmental science can turn a 20-year-old into an Biofuels expert.

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    If there's one thing Eagles and Giants fans can agree on, it's a mutual disdain for Skip Bayless.

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