38 Quotes by Seth Meyers

My father is sort of the jokester. My dad is still the funniest guy in our family.

I'm a terrible grocery shopper. I hardly ever do it. And if I do, there's never more than three things in the bag.

I love cheese plates. Though I actually hate cheese plates. Because I can't say no to them.

I enjoy talking about politics a great deal.

People appreciate it when you take some time to think about who will be listening to your jokes.

My mother is an incredibly beautiful woman who has laughed at every single thing my father's ever said. At a young age, my brother and I understood that if you can make girls laugh, you can punch well above your weight class.

I'm strictly a sugar-free Red Bull guy. I'd rather enjoy my sugar intake elsewhere.

When my girlfriend and I talk about being happy, I'll get choked up, which I think is the greatest gift you can give a girlfriend.

Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy.