38 Quotes by Seth Meyers

The nice thing about anger is that, as an emotion, it's strong enough to unplug me from the comedian's mind for a minute and just be a frustrated member of the citizenry.

It's weird to sit as a comedian. Being still drives me crazy.

It's nice when I get offered small parts. But I really think that 'SNL' is what my skill set is best designed for.

'SNL' after-parties are sort of like a time to celebrate your successes and drown your sorrows, depending on how the show went for you.

The first time I had disposable income, the two things I cared most about were a television and a couch.

It's nice to have an elephant in the room. There's nothing more helpful than something everybody's thinking about.

The hands are the feet of the arms.

Donald Trump often appears on Fox, which is ironic because a fox often appears on Donald Trump's head.

I'm a bold man. I throw caution to the wind.