216 Quotes by Seth Rogen

I don't weigh myself.

I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn't necessarily funny.

I'm a complete coward in real life.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

It is always exciting when you find someone who is really enthusiastic about being half of a comedy team.

My mom's a social worker, and my dad works in non-profit organisations.

We don't often have the luxury of time [in Steve Jobs movie ]to have these conversations where you just literally get to sit around for day and days and analyze every line of dialogue.

If there was any drug that was to symbolize the people that ate our heroes, it seems like bath salts was a good idea. It's also a drug that, I think, is still funny to a lot of people.

Marriage can be expensive, and if I lose millions then it'll be the best millions I've spent.