73 Quotes by Shane Black

To this day I have a profound mistrust of the word processor. I have to type it or write it first, screen it and only then enter it for posterity onto the word processor.

With Val and Robert in the roles, the great thing was I didn't know what that was even going to look like,

I hate 'The Professional.' It's one of the worst action/adventure movies ever made.

I felt like we were taking a bit of a chance, ... Val has his own reputation, but as soon as we got going I was like, 'Why didn't anyone think of teaming these guys up together before?'

Robert would come in and read just for the fun of it, and I'd be like, 'Hey, that's exactly what I had in mind,'

Don't worry. I saw 'Lord of the Rings'; I'm not gonna have the movie end 20 times.

Depending on how much you like these guys, you may want to take another trip with them. It's certainly fun to write about these characters.

He's not Mel Gibson, he's not Val Kilmer, and he's certainly not Damon Wayans. He's actually the cool-headed one.

I could direct it and steer it, but I just wanted to see what comes of that.