74 Quotes by Shane Dawson

I always wished that I was gay, that I was just 100 percent gay - for so many reasons. No. 1, that means I would know who I was. No. 2, it would be a lot easier for me to be accepted by people because I wear wigs and dresses on the Internet, and I'm feminine and all these things. It'd be so much easier to be just like, 'Yeah, I'm gay.' But I'm not.

I thought I'd be on TV and movies - that's what I really wanted - and I can't believe I didn't need to do that. I did it on my own with just me and my camera. That's very, very weird.

I've been wanting to do some type of video about the idea that YouTubers have to have some kind of personality disorder, something right, to do what we do. Putting ourselves on camera all the time, being so open on camera all the time, having conventions with our name in it. There has to be something.

I want to know the psychology of a YouTuber... do you think, to be a YouTuber, you have to have something off?

I started making videos when I was, like, seven or eight.

I started pitching shows and sold a show, 'Losin It,' about my Jenny Craig days. It never was made. I think it didn't work, partially because I didn't write it.

'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy.

Anybody could be a sociopath. Anybody.

I'm proud that I don't make crazy jokes anymore.