706 Quotes by Shaquille O'Neal

I'm the first player in history that doesn't want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.

There's no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.

You know how I be. Last week Kobe couldn't do without me.

We're the most experienced team in the league. I think we got a little too happy, running our mouths, jumping up and down, looking at the Heat dancers and all of that stuff. We had to step it up and show them what we're all about.

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I'm going to say, 'ouch.' If I pinch your right nipple, you're going to say 'ouch.' A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.

We know what we have to do. I know I have to get up in the morning, put my underwear on first and then put my pants on first. I don't need people to tell me that.

I don't know. I don't have a fax machine, so I didn't get that message.

I have orders not to come back until I'm a thousand percent.