6 Quotes by Shirley Jump



  • Author Shirley Jump
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    God grant me the serenity to accept my goal weight, the courage to resist anything with more than three hundred calories, and the wisdom to check the fat grams before I open my mouth and insert a fork.

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  • Author Shirley Jump
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    God didn’t make Eve from Adam’s rib. He took out half of Adam’s brain by accident.

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    You stole my heart the day we met, and I’ve never asked for it back.

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