46 Quotes by Sid Waddell

William Tell could take an apple off your head, Taylor could take off a processed pea!

You can get the dart player out of the pub, but you can't get the pub out of the dart player.

The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!

Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals.

Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.

Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.

The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.

Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.

The thing about darts is that you've got to shout. It's not like cricket where you can talk to Michael Atherton and ask him to analyse the bloody nuances. Darts does not have nuances. You've got to hurl yourself at it.