15 Quotes by Simon Jordan

We have spoken to England coach Sven-Goran Eriksson and Andy has every chance of being in the squad that goes to Germany.

I've had enough dealings with them to be able to have that view.

I had an Aston Martin phone worth ?15,000 given to me as a present. I dropped it in a gin and tonic about 15 seconds after opening it.

I'm not going to drag it out or make a point, because points are pointless.

Andrew is an integral part of the team and he is staying at my football club. The reality is I need him to score the goals that will get us promoted.

Agents are nasty scum. They're evil and divisive and pointless. They only survive because the rest of the sport is so corrupt and because leading football club people employ their sons in the job.

I'm no respecter of tradition and I have no time for the Manchester Uniteds and Arsenals of this world. There's nothing to admire in these clubs. They're just bullshit worlds full of bullshit people.

In retrospect, of course I regret calling them (Charlton fans) morons. Imbeciles would have been more appropriate.

Even if I built a 50,000-seater stadium and bought Ronaldinho, there'd still be complaints about crap hotdogs.