15 Quotes by Simon Jordan

What does Everton chairman Bill Kenwright think he will get for £6m? Andy Johnson's trainers?

If I see another David Gold interview on the poor East End Jewish boy done good I'll impale myself on one of his dildos.

If I see another David Gold interview on the poor East End Jewish boy done good I’ll impale myself on one of his dildos.

Even if I built a 50,000-seater stadium and bought Ronaldinho, there’d still be complaints about crap hotdogs.

I’m not going to drag it out or make a point, because points are pointless.

Agents are nasty scum. They’re evil and divisive and pointless. They only survive because the rest of the sport is so corrupt and because leading football club people employ their sons in the job.