35 Quotes by Skylar Blue

Sometimes I shock myself with the smart I say & do. Then there are times where I try to get out of the car with my seat belt still on.

I wish common sense was more common...

If I had 10 cookies and you took one. What would you have?-A black eye and a broken hand!

Tbh...I really don't have to worry about getting kidnapped. They'd return me in less than an hour.

You don't really truly know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with them

That awkward moment when your wearing Nikes but you just can't do it...

On Instagram, I want to change my name to "Nobody" so when someone post something really stupid I can like there post and it will say..."Nobody likes this.

Next time a stranger talks to you when you're alone, just look at them shocked and whisper "You can see me?

F*ck the padded rooms, give me a Trampoline with bubble wrapped walls, and a Velcro ceiling. Then let's see what happens.