539 Quotes by Sophie Kinsella

The trouble with giving yourself a pep talk is, that deep down you know it's all bullshit.

There are some things I don't understand about Jess and never will. No wedding dress. No flowers. No photo album. No champagne. The only thing she got out of her wedding was a husband. (I mean, obviously the husband is the main point when you get married. Absolutely. That goes without saying. But still, not even a new pair of shoes?)

You love the bitch from hell? Well then, you must be nuts.

We're just looking and looking at each other. And I can feel something new between us, something even more intimate than anything we've done. Eye to eye. It's the most powerful connection in the world.

But what can you do about mistakes except think, Won't do that again, and move forward?

The law doesn’t always know what it’s doing,” he adds for good measure. “Humans have a far greater instinct for what’s right in life than lawyers do.

Je t'aime, Lottie. Plus qu'un zloty." I hesitate, not sure what to say. "Well, it's a start....""'I love you, Lottie, More that a zloty'?" Lorcan translates incredulously. "Seriously?" "Lottie's a difficult rhyme!" Richard says defensively. "You try!" "You could have used 'potty,'" suggests Noah. "'I love you, Lottie, Sitting on the potty.'""Thanks, Noah," says Richard grouchily. "Appreciate it.

A divorce is like a controlled explosion. Everyone on the outside is OK.

And, no, they haven't done it." I put him out of his misery."Done what?" asks Noah."Put the sausage in the cupcake," says Lorcan, draining his coffee."Lorcan!" I snap. "Don't say things like that!"Noah explodes with laughter. "Put the sausage in the cupcake!" he crows. "The sausage in the cupcake!"Great. I glare at Lorcan, who stares back, unmoved. And, anyway, cupcake? I've never heard it called that.