4 Quotes by Stephen Bloom

She lost control of the car and drove up on the sidewalk, accidentally floored it, went 80 miles an hour, and when she was stopped by the police chief, she offered the guy a bribe, ... And the cop said, 'We don't do that here.'

You just don't bargain in rural Iowa because to bargain or dicker for a lower price would mean that the initial price offered was set artificially high,

Before I realized it, out from my mouth comes, 'Good morning,'

Everyone in Postville knew what I was doing, ... I couldn't walk down the street without people saying, 'You should talk to him.'