3 Quotes by Stephen Moles

The dog sniffed at the bonfire like a ship with a wet nose docking at a foreign port." -Mgru

The amount of perfume she had on was like a human sacrifice on Incense Night.

Telling a woman that you will be unable to climax unless you are looking at her in a mirror is, in my experience, an excellent way to ensure the only place you will ever see her again is in depressing memories.