109 Quotes by Steve Allen

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.

The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake.

One of the nice things about problems is that a good many of them do not exist except in our imaginations.

If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war.

I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind.

Dark energy is perhaps the biggest mystery in physics.

What this does is give us a step toward understanding why the galaxies in the universe look the way they do.

I don't know that much about them other than the fact that they gave us a lot of trouble last year over at their yard.

He had to have been a lonely guy. He gave up his whole life for his career, ... When he was on the road all of the time, he didn't have any family or friends around, so that, for him, became vodka.