225 Quotes by Steve Coogan

IT'S OUR IMPERFECTIONS THAT MAKE US VULNERABLE, MAKE US INTERESTING. HOW CAN I MAKE MYSELF A BIT OF AN ASSHOLE AND STILL HAVE HUMANITY ABOUT IT?

I happen to have a public profile. Ditto newspaper editors. It's a result of what I do, not an end.

In my mind God made Adam and Eve, he didn't make Adam and Steve.

I always think that, even when people behave badly, if you like something deep inside them, then there is a tiny bit of nobility - they wish they could be good.

I'm gonna hump ya. Like Deputy Dog... Would hump ya.

Got my fungal foot powder? Ah, it's a lifesaver, you know. I'd effectively be disabled if it weren't for these.

All those people who go around saying Life begins at forty, they're notable by their absence. The nerve.

I've met people who've dismissed me, and then they find out that they like my work, and suddenly their attitude changes toward me. And I think that's very funny and very human. But it's also very unattractive.

I woke with a start. At first I assumed I'd trumped myself awake again.