20 Quotes by Steve Kaplan

Comedy is the art of telling the truth about what it's like to be human.

Comedy sees all our flaws, and foibles, and failings, and still doesn't hate us for them.

The genius of comedy is that it loves humanity without necessarily forgiving it.

While you can't teach someone to be more talented, you can teach someone to act and write to the best of their ability.

With the kick-start provided by this first big client, GSD&M becomes the third-largest advertising agency in the United States by signing other clients, such as Sam Walton's revolutionary Wal-Mart, as well as DreamWorks.

Many of our cruisers are looking to take a last-minute vacation and appreciate the value available through our last-minute deals. We ensure that we offer high-value vacation options for all cruisers, from luxury travelers to bargain shoppers.

Getting your mind right means ... everyone in your business - every person who will be engaged in hunting your Elephant, every executive, manager, accountant, service representative, delivery person, mechanic, creative writer, and board member your Elephant might come in contact with. Bag the Elephant!

He is a hired gun. He is a contract killer.

I thought the judge was very fair. I'm very grateful.