2 Quotes by Steven LaVey

Time and space travel is easily achievable using tape. The physicality of the recordings allow us to jaunt to any location and time. There isn’t enough scope for arbitrary and random interjections with digital recordings. There must be an unconscious input from the recorder to traverse the cosmos.

There’s a giant homosexual squid downtown wearing a smoking jacket and monocle. He’s destroyed half the dock and the Mayfair Hotel!’ the cop said to Mr. Google.