445 Quotes by Stewart Stafford

Karens have a best friend - Becky. She's the one who goes with them to talk to the manager and backs them up and remains silent when she calls the cops on black guys she sees in her area. Becky is Karen's tag-team partner and an enabler. Don't be a Becky.

I'm not a fan of April Fools' Day. I can take a joke; I just don't want to BE the joke.

W. Somerset Maugham once said there were three rules for writing a novel and that no one knew what they were. I do:1. Write2. Rewrite3. Two writes don't make a wrong!

If your written words become literal nails to crucify you with, then you have done your job well. You provoked a reaction, whether it is positive or negative is irrelevant. Writing that evokes no reaction is a body without a soul.

Strive to leave a legacy beyond your limitations and far beyond the expectations of others.

Whether we live for seconds or a hundred years, none of us goes before our time. We're all here to do something, and once we've done it, we go back from whence we came.

Cast aside any predictions or assumptions that you have about life - what you think is going to happen never does.

All writing is a message in a bottle, cast into the sea in the forlorn hope of recognition and acceptance.

If 't be true mine own w'rds w're gold, then thy ears wouldst beest smelting pots and thy mind a mis'r. Or if 't be true thee hath found mine own w'rds base, then an alchemist beest.