114 Quotes by Sue Townsend

Adrian Mole's father was so angry that so many pepole got divorced nowadays. HE had been unhappilly married for 30 years, why should everybody else get away?

She was alone.She missed him immediately.

She had always been comforted by confectionery

I have realised I have never seen a dead body or a real female nipple. This is what comes of living in a cul-de-sac.

Adrian Mole's diaryEasterPoor Jesus, it must have been dead awful for him. I wouldn't have the guts to do it myself.

Nothing was true for long. In time, everything was deconstructed.

I think Jane Austen should write something a bit more modern.

The monarchy is finished. It was finished a while ago, but they're still making the corpses dance.

Found strange device in bathroom this morning. It looked like an egg timer. It said "Predictor" on the side of the box. I hope my Mother is not dabbling with the occult