114 Quotes by Sue Townsend

She is just straight all the way up and down, including her nose and mouth and hair.

There’s only one thing more boring than listening to other people’s dreams, and that’s listening to their problems.

I asked her about my Family Allowance today, she laughed and said she used it for buying gin and cigarettes.

I haven’t used my brain for so long, the poor thing is huddled in a corner, waiting to be fed.

Love is the only thing that keeps me sane...

I have decided to be a poet. My father said there isn’t a suitable career structure for poets and no pensions and other boring things, but I am quite decided.

Adrian Mole’s father was so angry that so many pepole got divorced nowadays. HE had been unhappilly married for 30 years, why should everybody else get away?

Barry Kent’s father looks like a big ape and has got more hair on the back of his hands than my father has got on his entire head.

You should only speak when you have something worth saying.