114 Quotes by Sue Townsend

I had my first wet dream!

What’s the most important quality a person could have, something that would benefit us all?

Brian kept the photograph inside an Old Bible. He knew it would be safe there. Nobody ever opened it.

I couldn’t think of anything to say so I kept quiet. I still can’t think of anything to say so I am going to sleep.

Measured my ‘thing’. It was eleven centimetres.

It was three o’clock in the morning. A time when frail people die.

I’m spectacularly disorganised. I wrote my latest book in seven different notebooks scattered throughout my house.

Bernard patted his arm and said, ‘Hitesh, old flower, Christmas is exactly the same, it’s you who have changed.

I’ve been a bit worried about my maleness lately, somewhere along the line I seem to have picked up too many female hormones.