114 Quotes by Sue Townsend

I don’t know why women are so mad about flowers. Personally, they leave me cold. I prefer trees.

It’s no surprise to me that intellectuals commit suicide, go mad or die from drink. We feel things more than other people. We know the world is rotten and that chins are ruined by spots.

It’s amazing what you can get used to, given time.

The monarchy is finished. It was finished a while ago, but they’re still making the corpses dance.

Women are mysterious creatures, Dr Bee.

I am the world’s worst diabetic.

He was standing very still with his arms folded, staring with poached egg eyes.

Every time I start a new piece of work, I spend a long while under the duvet thinking I can’t do it.

I expect the experience will give me a trauma at some stage in the future. I’m all right at the moment, but you never know.