19 Quotes by Sully Tarnish

I've stolen books. They're the only thing worth taking that don't belong to you.

Books are the only things worth stealing.

When I look at my bookcase and see the books upon the shelves, I think to myself, There is a God.

A female dragon’s tail is of the utmost importance to her. Male dragons find them irresistible. After all where do you think the term ‘Getting some tail’ came from?

When I look at my bookcase and see one book after the other upon its shelves, I think to myself, There is a God.

When I look at my bookcase and see one book after the other lined up upon its shelves I think to myself, There is a God.

How does one have a duel with a dragon? Well, since they live high up in the mountains, and getting all the way up there can be quite a nuisance indeed, one just has to ring the guest bell the dragons rather politely placed at the bottom many years ago when very incensed farmers kept appearing with complaints about their dwindling livestock. Dragons jokingly refer to it as “their dinner bell.

The key to having good scales is a healthy diet of venison when you’re just a wee dragon lad.

The only thing more unpredictable than magic is language.