428 Quotes by T.J. Klune

There is beauty in the written word,

'The image of you putting a condom on a banana to teach me about gay sex is forever ingrained in my head.' 'Well, a good father teaches his son about the facts of life.' 'You didn't have to put the banana in your mouth,' I reminded him. He grinned without looking up. 'Bet that kept you from performing fellatio for quite a while.' 'Longer than you'll know.'

Most people like hair,” Morgan said. “His is curly and dreamy. Now shut up.

That was a thing of beauty. And so disgusting, coming from you. What the hell. Thank you for subjecting me to that. And I hate you.

I’ve heard this all before from people like you. Try, you all say. Do better.Be better. Be more. This is me. This is all I’ve got. I’m good with it. Or I was until you started trying to make me feel small.

Era bastones de caramelo y piña, y épico y asombroso y también era mi hogar. Olías como mi hogar, Ox.

I'm so chill, people think I'm Alaskan.- Gustavo Tiberius

Wait till it’s my turn to tell the story! They’ll be like ‘Bear who?

What the hell? This is some goddamn horror movie shit. I don't like this. I'm a minority. Everyone knows minorities die first in horror movies.