14 Quotes by T.R. Darling

Interdimensional travel is full of dangers that can be difficult to predict, but there are signs to watch out for. Owls are especially helpful for savvy explorers. In our own universe, they ask, “Who?” You can tell a parallel world is perilous when you hear an owl ask, “Why?

Keeping a song stuck in his head didn't block telepaths, but he knew who had been snooping in his brain when they started humming the tune.

Journalists from the future would appear as history was made. He got nervous as a crowd of them filmed his blind date from outside the cafe.

The manor house creaked with joy to have someone inside it again. It let a floorboard give way just to feel him brush against its walls.

He slipped her the inkwell. "This one is full of forbidden, outlawed words," he whispered. "Make sure you clean your pen when you're done.

Sorry, but your parts are worth a mint." She drew her gun on the android. "Every snowflake is special, until you need to make a snowball.

The android led him to the cliff. At 8:43pm, it removed his blindfold. The indigo sky filled his vision. "Make my eyes that color," it said.

The forest wanted to beg for mercy but knew precious little about us. Pine trees roared like chainsaws, hoping this was the language of man.

Warning: Includes exposure to neon grey.