48 Quotes by Ted Alexandro

I often think about my future wife and how lax she’s been about getting in touch with me.

I’ll sit down for an hour or two a few days a week in a quiet place and brainstorm. The earlier in the day, the better, before the parade of distractions starts.

A person riding a unicycle on a tightrope doesn’t worry about being likeable; they’re doing something amazing that very few people can do.

It’s a constant process of bouncing ideas off of one another and intuitively arriving at the right decision in the moment.

I’m keeping in shape, you know, gotta look good for the ladies – and certain guys. Hey, I can’t control who’s looking. I just gotta bring the heat.

I think the more you hone your voice, take risks and talk about things that matter, the better chance you have of getting into the realm of the philosophers of stand up. But you have to be funny.

Sometimes crowds start out not liking someone but then they shift and love them. Or vice versa. It can shift on a dime.

You’ll get them tomorrow. You gave it a good shot. Keep your chin up.

Sometimes it’s fun to explore ideas that might make people uncomfortable. If you let it, there’s a lot of self-censoring that can go on in the name of remaining likeable, but I don’t find that an artistically interesting path to take.