12 Quotes by Tellulah Darling

You should totally write Valentine's Day cards. 'To my chemically compatible partner. Hope we enjoy a mutual interest together on this fine day.

I'll have you know I am more than my six-pack.

My father toasted me mockingly with his glass. "Then eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow you die.""Next week," Hades interrupted.Zeus glowered at him. "Yes, obviously, but I was using a metaphor.""No," his brother replied. "You were paraphrasing. Badly.

There's blind faith and then there's 'did you walk into a bus and suffer brain damages' faith!

One wrong move and I'm sleeping with the fishes?"Zeus' brow creased in confusion. "Why would you sleep in water?"Hades looked at his brother like he was a moron. "It's The Godfather...Forget it.

Tree cutting and yoga, who knew Bethany was so multi-talented.

I want a life. Not an afterlife.

Even if I win, what will my future hold? Can I put "saved world" on a college application? If I fulfil my destiny next week, where do I go from there? A Where Are They Now pity piece in some Greek god trash rag?

We're going to go sit and chat.""Nice euphemism.