5 Quotes by The Gang

When considering marriage, the first thing you need to do is create a proper framework for thinking about whether or not you should actually do it. The first question you have to ask yourself is “Am I totally high on crack?” If the answer is no, then the next question you should ask yourself is “Why, if I’m not totally high on crack, am I even thinking about getting married?

I’ve seen Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and Californication, and far as I can tell the coolest thing about writing is all the stuff you do when you’re not writing.

The key to perseverance is not listening when people tell you that you suck.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who sweat the small stuff, and those who have the balls not to.

As any exceptional actor will tell you, the most important element of acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’re golden.