18 Quotes by Thomas Berger

The art and science of asking questions is the source of all knowledge.

Why do writers write? Because it isn't there.

If the Democrats should win, it would be a pain for the United States because we'll probably see yet another ally on the long list of those who have pulled out.

We may not get a leader who is as cooperative as Koizumi.

The buffalo eats grass, I eat him, and when I die, the earth eats me and sprouts more grass. Therefore nothing is ever lost, and each thing is everything forever, though all things move.

If you want to really relax sometime, just fall to rock bottom and you’ll be a happy man. Most all troubles come from having standards.

For he was big, and I don’t care what you say, for every inch a man grows over five foot five, his brain diminishes proportionately. All my life I have had a prejudice against overgrown louts.

I have a belief that a man’s real relatives are scattered throughout the universe, and seldom if ever belong to his immediate kin.

You got to knock a man down and put your knife at his throat before he’ll hear you, like I did to that trooper. The truth seems hateful to most everybody.