5 Quotes by Thomas Dobie

We had a special test to see if there were any surfactants (such as dish detergent) in a sample.

It's a little suspicious, but chances are they can't fire you unless you really test positive.

It's not going to do anything. You're still going to fail.

It was my job to make sure that these people were confirming positive. At that point, I'm basically saying this person is losing their job, or not getting hired, or just failed their parole, and so on and so forth.

If you can just tape some kind of test tube with a friend's urine in it to your thigh so it's about as warm as your natural body temp, then you're going to pass.