450 Quotes by Thomm Quackenbush

It is not easy to find someone your size once the Freshman Fifteen turns to the Sophomore Forty or the Senior Sixty. Even when, through some miracle of self-restraint and bulimia, college girls managed to continue to have feminine bodies, so many of these tacky sluts have never heard word one about what fashion entails.

To understand Woodstock was impossible if you weren't there. Our national culture has drifted, progressed and regressed to suit the age. Chronologically handicapped, I grok this was a sacred experience forever locked away.

A lonely person on a college campus is never more than a few minutes and a bad decision from company.

College is a blossoming new world of genital opportunity.

We shall not extend ourselves with magic when bureaucracy serves as fine an end.

Think about the whole Biblical story of Mary. She wakes up and sees something with a lion, eagle, and human face that wants to inseminate her with the Holy Seed. She’s practically a saint just for not killing herself on the spot.

No divinity worth His salt could be contained in a book.

The seed of an urban legend find fertile soil at the corner of tragedy and imagination.

Nothing in my beliefs tells me to let my relationship with the divine interfere with romantic love, the friction of sects never getting in the way of the friction of sex.