139 Quotes About Freshman

For someone who struggles with the unknown, freshman year of college can feel like walking a path lined with land mines- heart racing, disaster around every corner.

You sound like a college freshman taking his first philosophy class way too seriously, but that's good.

It is not easy to find someone your size once the Freshman Fifteen turns to the Sophomore Forty or the Senior Sixty. Even when, through some miracle of self-restraint and bulimia, college girls managed to continue to have feminine bodies, so many of these tacky sluts have never heard word one about what fashion entails.

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So when she's just a random girl from school you don't give her a second look, but as soon as she accidentally informs you that she wants to jump your bones, you're suddenly in love with her. Men are such predictable twats, honestly."I didn't bother arguing with that, because, to be fair, she had a point.

So, you’re Bianca? The freshman bitch that’s been screwing my boyfriend?”“Your boyfriend? I haven’t been-”“Stay the hell away from Jake.

Being a freshman, I was impressed with team members Buster McClure and Max Dodge. They taught me a lot about football and campus life. Max Dodge was busy recruiting underclassmen to pledge Alpha Tau Omega fraternity...

He had a real nice game handling the ball. He's not a freshman anymore.

They were big. For a freshman stepping up her play, they were big.