2 Quotes by Tiger Hebert

Who cares about elves? If they spent more time being men, instead of acting like fairies dancin’ an’ prancin’ in the woods, they might know how to protect themselves!

What would you have us do, king? Would you have us lay down our weapons and open our gates to the coming darkness and all the hell that comes with it? Or would you strike a bargain with him. Perhaps you already have? But I will not. I will stand and fight, and I will beat back the darkness, even if it takes my life.