64 Quotes by Tim Conway

I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after.

Phyllis Diller came through a mine field of male comedians when she arrived on the comedy scene and she defused them all. She won her place in the Hall of Comedy as the First Lady. I will miss her.

God wants you to live a life where you are madly in love with Jesus Christ. Where Christ excites you, you fear Him, you love Him, you find Him beautiful. You love Him more then your family and more then money. You love Him above everything. And because of that love that spills over, with joy you seek to serve Him. Isn't that the kind of life that God wants from you?

If following Christ has never cost you anything, you’re not following Him.

I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter – each time I enter a room I wonder what I’m here after.

It’s hard to be sad when you’re laughing, so I enjoy making people happy.

The reason ‘The Carol Burnett Show’ did so well in the ratings is because people were looking for that comfort zone when the whole family sat around and watched television and enjoyed it.

I’ve never really taken anything very seriously. I enjoy life because I enjoy making other people enjoy it.

My career is pretty much over. I’m out in the Valley eating soft-boiled eggs.