22 Quotes by Tim Heaton

I'm not unlucky at love, just incredibly lucky with celibacy.

If reputations were face tats, the world would be a better place.

I am often asked “Why do Southerners still care about the Civil War?”… Because it is unique in the American experience. Defeat was total, surrender unconditional and the land still occupied.

I am often asked “Why do Southerners still care about the Civil War?”… “Because defeat was unconditional and the land still occupied.

Magic of Southern expressions? Similes and metaphorical allusions. They are the yellow highlighter of conversation.

To living in the South: If you've never had a Porterhouse, everything tastes like baloney.

The American South is an authentic American Culture. Maybe the last. The north is just a Casserole Culture – a tasteless vat of leftovers, frozen peas and stale crumbs.

In the South, history clings to you like a wet blanket. Outside your door the past awaits in Indian mounds, plantation ruins, heaving sidewalks and homestead graveyards; each slowly reclaimed by the kudzu of time.

The further your job is from the money, the closer you are to the bullshit.