80 Quotes by Tim Heidecker

There are a lot of young, well-educated, artistic people out there that like to be entertained.

When I was a kid I went to Catholic school, and they used to drag us out to pro-life rallies and stuff full of crazy people.

In a crazy world where he would get nominated, I'd like to see Obama run against Herman Cain. That would be fantastic. If Herman Cain became president, there'd be a certain sort of morbid curiosity for me.

The idea of trust-fund guys who live in Brooklyn in their 30s is really interesting to me. There's a time and a place where that kind of bohemian lifestyle is appropriate, soon after college, in your 20s. But there are people still living that many years later; they haven't evolved to the next phase.

Costumes are fun. Dress up like a pilot some night and watch as people stare!

Abbott and Costello were huge for me as a very young person.

Back in high school, there was something fun and dangerous about inhabiting a different personality.

Well, I love Bob Dylan, let's make that clear. He's one of my musical heroes.

When I was in college in Philly, there was a lot of post-punks... hardcore... like, rock. Sixties, retro, proto-Strokes kind of bands.