12 Quotes by Tim Marquitz

There’s nothing like a Star Wars meme to usher you into the next life.

Wow. You should be a motivational speaker. I’ve got chills. I mean it, seriously. The way you’re telling me what I already know is just amazing. Where do I sign on?

Abraham learned to keep his enemies close and their corpses even closer.

Of all my bad habits, I really need to give up getting smacked in the head. I wonder if there’s a patch for that.

It didn’t matter how close Lucifer and I were, when the Devil says jump, you jump and worry about what you land in later.

No offense, of course. You’re getting everyone killed swimmingly.

While I’m always up for a good scrap, and don’t even mind racking up a few bumps and bruises along the way, I’m not really the martyr type. I have sensitive skin and there’s nothing that irritates more than nails being driven through it.

If we’re going to find them, we’re going to have to do this the old fashioned way.” “Stumbling blindly and getting lucky?

Apparently my mouth felt the need to write a check it couldn’t afford to cash. I’m not even sure Donald Trump could afford the bill I was racking up.