8 Quotes by Tom Masson

The love game is never called off on account of darkness

Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another

You can always get someone to love you, even if you have to do it yourself

Be yourself is the worst advice you can give to some people.

Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can complain that it doesn't hold water

A senior always feels like the university is going to the kids

Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record

About the worst advice you can give to some people is, "Be yourself