30 Quotes by Tom Upton

I really should come with a warning label.

Other than the voices in my head, I think I’m pretty normal.

...Life is much simpler if you don’t notice anything....

Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody’s telling you to keep your mind clear?

All I did was offer to kill your dog, and the next thing I know I’m being judged.

Librarians are notorious snitches—don’t let anybody convince you otherwise.

If you just go with the flow, no matter what weird things happen along the way, you always end up exactly where you belong.

I figured it is always better to be unpopular by your own choice.

You know, my main goal in life is trying not to end up in a straightjacket.