6 Quotes by Tony Millionaire

Let's get you back to the kitchen and put some butter on those wounds.

If I keep grinning maybe my inoperable colon cancer won't hurt so much.

Gadzooks! We've jumped out of the frying pan and into another frying pan!

If I keep grinning maybe my inoperable colon cancer won’t hurt so much.

What makes American Elf so good is that it’s incredibly personal and it runs the full spectrum from super-sickening sweetness to gut-wrenching terror and sorrow. It’s a funny and powerful window into a real person’s mind.

I’m a barrelful of hate! Come open me up!