87 Quotes by Tracey Ullman

As soon as you find the key to success, somebody always changes the lock.

Great pressure is put on kids who don’t have dads to get out and make money, and make life easier for everybody. It was always, ‘Hurry up, grow up, make money, there’s no man to do it for us.’

I don’t see myself as a stand-up comic doing cynical, mean-spirited or disrespectful stuff. I’m very aware that I don’t like to disrespect people too much.

There are different types of love, and my love for my child is like me and my mum. We’ve gone through a lot of rocky patches, but we never stop loving.

My mum would like to see me on the cover of ‘Good Housekeeping’ demonstrating children’s toys with some nice lipstick on.

Personally, I think any more than two or three kids is not a family, it’s a litter.

I love John Waters. There’s stuff in it that’s beyond the boundaries of my taste, but his movies have always been like that.

The show I did in England catered to a broad range of people. I like that. I don’t want nouveau cult status, though I know we’ve got that sort of audience in the states.

I’m sick of environmentalism.