87 Quotes by Tracey Ullman

As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

If God had intended breasts to be seen, he wouldn't have invented large woolen pullovers.

As you get older, you realize it's work. It's that fine line between love and companionship. But passionate love? I'd love to know how to make that last.

The working classes in England were always sentimental, and the Irish and Scots and Welsh. The upper-class English are the stiff-upper-lipped ones. And the middle class. They're the ones who are crippled emotionally because they can't move up, and they're desperate not to move down.

Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers, like a bad episode of Star Trek?

Great pressure is put on kids who don't have dads to get out and make money, and make life easier for everybody. It was always, 'Hurry up, grow up, make money, there's no man to do it for us.'

It's like a woman's birthright to knit. It's primal. It's timeless. You don't need electricity to knit. You can do it with a candle, girls!

I worked with Paul McCartney for a while and saw what it does to you to be treated like a god for twenty years.

I don't see myself as a stand-up comic doing cynical, mean-spirited or disrespectful stuff. I'm very aware that I don't like to disrespect people too much.