156 Quotes by Trey Parker

The basis of all reasoning is the mind's awareness of itself. What we think, the external objects we perceive, are all like actors that come on and off stage. But our consciousness, the stage itself, is always present to us.

We (libertarians) find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us.

Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved,it would be much simpler, but much less magical

I have maggots in my scrotum.

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.

I hate puppets so much.

If you're famous, you suck, just for being famous. People in England totally get that; Americans don't.

Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!

The problem is we moved to LA... The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican.