156 Quotes by Trey Parker

If we have a great idea, we’ll go, ‘Oh, this could be a cool movie.’ Or really for us, it’s more like, ‘Oh, this is a really bad idea. Let’s do this. This seems really stupid.’

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn’t realize because he’s a turd.

Sometimes what’s right isn’t as important as what’s profitable.

Any job is a job. If you have to be doing something, then you’re probably not enjoying it.

I’ve learned that all a person has in life is family and friends. If you lose those, you have nothing, so friends are to be treasured more than anything else in the world.

You don’t need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado.

When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, ‘The Dentist.’ I played the dentist, and I had my friend play a patient. It was sort of what can go wrong at the dentist, and I just remember I had lots of fake blood and everything.

I got into this little habit of architecture and building. I designed a house in Colorado and one in Hawaii. The idea is supposed to be build and sell – but then I can never bring myself to sell them.

It’s an Afghanistan goat, so it can’t stay here, or else it’ll choke on the sweet air of freedom.