156 Quotes by Trey Parker

What we’re always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily for them, there’s no shortage of material.

So we’re considering doing a new Christmas album, because there’s been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of ‘The Most Offensive Song Ever’ with lyrics intact.

Even if you’re not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and redemption.

The basis of all reasoning is the mind’s awareness of itself. What we think, the external objects we perceive, are all like actors that come on and off stage. But our consciousness, the stage itself, is always present to us.

Sean Penn’s really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.

It’s been a fascinating thing because we didn’t really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It’s been like, we’ve just sort of grown up a bit and it’s amazing to just see how, if you take Butters and Cartman and put them in any scene, it works.

We’re the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn’t do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, ‘Whatever.’ Someone says, ‘They might come try to burn your house down,’ we say, ‘We’ll just get another one.’

Even from the very beginning, I didn’t put any money in the stock market.

There’s a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.