33 Quotes by Tyne O'Connell

I had wasted my life in the pursuit of a career, romance, financial independence and the best heels in town when it seems I could have done more for my self esteem with a .38 calibre handgun

The things you see when you’re not carrying a gun

I suppose you’re young,’ she conceded, managing once again to make youth sound like impetigo

All food is just a vehicle for transporting butter to my mouth

Men are mystifying creatures. For instance why do all men think their penis is a panacea for all the world’s problems?

London is speared by the tube map of fashion zone: zone one is classic-edgy, zone two is edgy-dowdy while the counties do a classic, edgy, dowdy hotch potch - epitomised so beautifully by Kate Moss.

Clamboring over building detritus was not the lifestyle Karl Lagerfeld had in mind for this sweet little powder-blue suit. As he oversaw the hand stitching in his atelier he had probably imagined the suit living a life of tea parties and lunches with the girls at the Ivy

The Duke is worried you lack the fitness to walk up Bond Street. You’re generation lacks the drive.

Pleasantly bustling shoppers streamed past us on Bond Street - smart-suited men and well-heeled women whose commitment to luxury goods glazed over their eyes like a bad case of malaria.