74 Quotes by Victor Borge

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

When an opera star sings her head off? she usually improves her appearance.

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.